as useless as a chocolate fireguard

Australian Slang
useless

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  • As useless as a chocolate fireguard — useless …   Dictionary of Australian slang

  • chocolate fireguard — Noun. A useless thing. Usually heard in phrases such as as useless as a chocolate fireguard. Cf. chocolate teapot …   English slang and colloquialisms

  • chocolate teapot — Noun. A useless thing. Usually heard in phrases such as as useful as a chocolate teapot. E.g. A car without wheels is as useful as a chocolate teapot. Cf. chocolate fireguard …   English slang and colloquialisms

  • chocolate soldier — n a weak, ineffectual or cowardly person. The phrase was at the centre of a court case in February 2002 when the black model Naomi Campbell alleged unsuc cessfully that the Daily Mirror had used it in a racist slur against her. In fact the… …   Contemporary slang

  • Jon Kennedy — is a drummer and electronic musician who was born in Dukinfield, Stockport, England.He was discovered in 2000 when he passed a demo CD to Ninja Tune artist Mr Scruff. Scruff played tracks from the CD soon after on his Unfold radio show on… …   Wikipedia

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